Saturday, September 15, 2007

"Dr. Mondal Drinking Penguins Milk......." Welll its the title of the blog..... but then Whos Dr. Mondal?????????... hmmmm nice question ... my frined named Somak Mondal.... People who ve been closely following my blog.... which i know is rare.... wld know him well.... He is the same creature i reffered to who went with me to ISM, Dhanbad for his further studies...... in one of my earlier blogs....
Well now then.... when Dr.Mondals existence is certain the next question that would come to your mind is "Why is he drinking Penguins MILK????????? n wait a minute.... do penguins even have breasts to give milk"....... Nope....Penguins dont milk.... i know tat you know tat.... but Dr.Mondal...he is a genious.... he can drink penguins milk n suck Kiwis cock..... hahahaha....now dont start wonderin bout Kiwis cock......
Damn it....for god sake KIWIS dont have a dick...... they are birds....... but then Dr. Mondal is a genious....
i know you guys still not clear..... actually .... as of now... Our Doctor. Somak Mondal is in Newzeland......tryin to make his life more successful..... Ahhhaaa dont misinterpret me here....our specimen has already lived a genious life n he is just out there to make it even better...... actually...after completin masters wit me in GEology... our hero here ventured out of our country to get yet another Masters degree in NZ........
Well enough of my blabberin ..... its time now to see Dr Mondal......
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There he is... Dr Mondal drinkin Penguins..... ahhhemm .....errrr... rather scratchin his then bald head......

Lets have a close up of our GENIOUS...... our HERO....our SUPER STAR...SUPERMAN......
Still dont hav enough glimpse of our Sample...... this should be a better one.......


I am sorry i cannnot provide you a better glimpse of Dr Modal than the following pic...... well he is standin sme were at sme place..... lookin for his prey... to satisfy his humanly like needs.... welll we the humans call it Sexual needs.....but Dr MOndal is probably an ALIEN who comes from other world.... probably from MARS.'s sister planet..... MARSIIEE...... well like our Doctor even his origin is considered MYSTERIOUS......

Close Sources theres a strong evidence which say... probably he was born some were in Tibet....flowed through Bhramaputra and was deposited sme were in Ganges delta.... picked up by localiets brought to Calcutta.... were ppl couldnot accept this creature hence was thrown to Banglore......even Banglore was not suitable for our superhero so with the first air he flew to Mumbai.... were he successfully deposited.....live quite few years made some friends...... n theres were i met him first....... St Xaviers Mumbai......then we went to Dhanbad.... n now our mysterious creature is wanderin smewere in NewZeland.... well before i say anythin.. let me give you a sneak peak of very few of his features.... very very few..... chek them out.....

1. Sitting in some unknown place with unknow people.... n smokin grass....... n he calls it cool.... so it has to be cool... there is no second saying to that....

2. I ve seen ppl wearing SUN GLASSES...Googlaass..... but our superheroo uses a slab of ice to protect wind n dust... it also acts as his AC//////

3. Clicks himself in a mirror...even though you hav a hundreds around to click him..... tats IDIOTIC....... oops...sooorryyy..... tats awsome stuff....

4. He had likings for guys.... animals n dont know wat else...... n its not its just liking..... its something more than that........

It was Xaviers wher i first met him n we became friends...... well i know he is a superhero n me jus a comman man.... but then i was just lucky.....our super hero is simply great...see no caste or boundary....MY HERO...


Check out DrMondal.... n his Expressions..... its priceless....... even MASTER cards cant buy it....

Check him out.. when our Specimen was in Xaviers....he was already brilliant..... he just kept on evolving with time..... and eventually became the smartest man on planet..

Its time to Get Familiar with Dr.Mondals million dollar expressions.......

Here even thouh i was looking UP check out Dr.Mondal.... he is always different So different.... Dr Mondal you are GENIOUS....



Our good old Dr.Mondal..... well did i ever tell you why i called him Dr.Mondal even though he hasnt got a PhD.....well if not he will some day for his DEEDS....

While clickin a picture only one man had to sit... n be DIFFERENT..... yes who else.....



Yupp this is an all new EPISODE of Dr Mondals life..... .he was a MAJOR MAJOR flirt..... only God know how many affairs he' had in his life..... well in my prescence... there hav been few.....
No offence meant... but i hope this goes down well with his current girlfriend who unlike our ALIEN is a HUMAN..... cos me gonna reveal SOMAKS all AFFAIRS......Guys...Hold ur hearts,... cos here i present the most Luckiest Ladies on the PLANET EARTH.....
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Dint knew...he was a Child Abuser too.........



Aur kabhi kaabaar toh Ek Saath Chaaar.......... awsome 5ivesome......
Its unbeliaveable that he had felings for a HORSE SHOE crab tooo..... .but then its Dr.Mondal...... he is a GENIOUS....


Well he was always in search of animals... to full fill his Alienly desires....equivalent to our Humanly Sexual Desires..... smetimes he searched in desserts....smetimes along a river...n smetimes in the forest..... our OWN dR.Mondal.....Look at him searchin.....




with all his eyes..mouth..ear n god knows wat else open he searched for Creature..... to Satisy him.....


I was scared of him.... so smetimes... i had to help him search for his prey........


In every single posture he tried to click himself......


Well now how...wierd...can a person look.....Hmmmmm!!!!!!!!!!!!! OK Lets hav a look at this......



Do tell me if you find his mouth shuttt!!!!!!!!!!!












Dr.Mondal otherwise such a smart fellow...... only he can teach you.... how to screw up a perfectly normal situation...Well if taken out all those stupid talks.... stupid expressions.... wierd thoughts.... not so natural relationshisps....DR MOndal was a SMART man.....no jokes.


At times i had this feeling...that he had lot of interest in BOYS..... yup... not one not two... on many ocassions he proved me right...... check him out....



Did you see the amount of satisfaction on his face... n guys its not even actual DICK... its just Asbestos.....He Probably just loves the width n length... no matter wat make it is.... Dr.Mondal you are a GENIOUS....oh GENIOUSLY GAY.....
He loved people touchin him.....

He loved Sleepin with humans.... look at those saatisfied Expressionsss...


He just loved Firang Skin.....


Him going bald when we were in ISM.....just made him more compatible with men....


Kisses flew from all over on him.....


Everyone wanted a Peice of Dr.Mondal..... n why not...he was more than happy to give the whole of himself to men rather than just a peice......



People actualyy lined up behind our Doctor Mondal to get a peice of his Universal Ass.... which Media Claims to be high in demand not only on earth but also amongst other creatures in out SOLAR SYSTEM..... Bang Bang Baby...

How can i forget that one morning...wen i was returning back from the mess... i saw a COW coming out of Dr.Mondals room.... wen entered i had to find him wiping the Saliva on his lips...... Welll now tats a true ANIMAL LOVER..........I bet no one who know him can deny his love for ANIMALs..... n hence...Now
"Dr.Mondal Drinking Penguins Milk n Suckin KIWIS dick"......animal lover


He always had his back ready when ever any1 cld screw it...


I always wondered how come Dr.Mondal had no sex with Trees, infact i was pleased..... BUT..... Our Superhero...Superman......our own Dr.Mondal proved me wrong.....


I wonder what in the hell was he doing with that tree.....i mean guys tat lil tree dint even hav a hole..... but the its Dr.Mondal...he is a Genious.......



Now then look at those looks...the expressions.....the grin on his face..... as if he had won a WAR...
hail Dr.Mondal......

One completly failed to understand Dr.Mondal.... he blew smoke out wen eva he felt turned on.....its Probably a way to attract your partner in his world.... remember MARSSIIEEE...............




Once the seducuction is over.....he took of his clothes n apply sme cream above his lips..... think tat mus be actin as a CONTRACEPTIVE on his planet.... Wow.. Dr.Mondal You are a GENIOUS.......He got abssolutly nude....

Nudeeee,...........,..........,......

Our specimen also claimed to play sme games..... Football being his favourite...... i remember he claims one day he shall play for Mohun Baagan.... guess tat wld be the day when Mohun Bagan wld start loosing even to Indian Cricket Team...... hahahaha...
n Volleyball.... ahhhem no comments...ppl who hav seen him wld never forget him..... Dr.Mondal You are a GENIOUS.....



Arsenal ki Jersy pehen ne se you dont become a Football player sir........


Dr.Mondal did try his hand on Cricket.... unfortunately ball always flew in air only to get him Caught out......no problem doc you still a GENIOUS.....


he was always on the look oout to satisfy his Alienly needs...........



Dr.Mondal attimes use to get Drunk... n Puke all over in every single wash basin of the toilets....


Dr.Mondal at times looked Smart...


n at times...STUPID........


n then came the day when we got our Farewell from Department..... i expected Dr.Mondal to be SOBER atlesat on tat day............ BUT....YET again he proved me wrong........




today Dr.Mondal is in NewZeland....learning the meaning of life the harder wat.....
yess he still tends to drink Penguins MIlk...... hahaha... Jokes apart.... no matter how he behaves ... no matter how he talks... no matter how he thinks.... he surly is one GEM of a Person..... Stupid from outside but Pure n Honest from inside...... i know he dreams a lot... talks big things.... but if he keeps his stupidity n laziness aside...he surly can achive all that,,,,,,,,,He has big aspirations n o know its not only me but all you guys who pray to GOD for him to achive all that.... however he is.... i know one thing n thats for sure.... He is one of the BEST FRIENDS i cluld ever make in my whole life.....
CHEERSSSS TO OUR FRIENDSHIP


but Dude...all that desnt change the FACT that you
"DRINK PENGUINS MILK N SUCK KIWIS DICK"
hahahha.... You animal LOVER......

Thanking You
Tanzeem Patankar